With all the talk of Government and taxes I thought you would enjoy this:
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or No.'
Last edited by Morgan101; 08-06-2012 at 11:30 AM.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.