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07-07-2012, 08:43 PM #1
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Impossibilities in the world
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
- Winston Churchill"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." Plato
That Government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
— Thomas Jefferson
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
— Abraham Lincoln
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07-07-2012, 08:46 PM #2
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I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children.
My mistake.
She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake...."One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." Plato
That Government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
— Thomas Jefferson
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
— Abraham Lincoln
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07-07-2012, 08:51 PM #3
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Breaking News
Can you imagine?
They've already built the Obama Presidential Library...
and its already full of everything he knows."One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." Plato
That Government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
— Thomas Jefferson
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
— Abraham Lincoln
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07-07-2012, 09:00 PM #4
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Amen to that one .
Originally Posted by Chefsimms
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07-08-2012, 05:20 PM #5
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You got me to smile with that one!!!!
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