Funny! Right now, just tuned to gawd-awful channel 27 USB. There is a south-of-the-border AM loudmouth clown on it yelling "hola! hola! hola! Norte!" with echo and squealing noise-makers. No way...
I have them everywhere, I've use all kinda of stuff and on of the windmill things. A 22 will work every time if you see them moving.
I would like to mention this in light of Rich and Apple, and even Dale..... To truly build a village, you would have to go back to the old apprentice-ship way of life. So you being "no spring...

As long as we can keep you from being anyone's face...... :p
What job/role would you have?